A moment of your time
I am Mr. Pung Ping, and am a member of a long lost family in Outer,
Inner, or maybe nearby Mongolia. After the fall of the Soviet Empire we
were suddenly presented with a fortune in Soviet currency due to the
breakdown of a mail train in our small community (as much as 40
rubles!). Now we don't now what to do with it, and a certain that if
you put it in your local bank under your name and sent us interest
payments now and then it would really be the best thing.
In the past year it appears that many people have discovered you
personally as the best possible person in the entire world in whom to
place trust for help with fortunes of fifteen million dollars here, 30
million dollars there, and, as we know, for such service, you are to
receive 15% of the entire amount.
We want, therefore, to ask you to consider helping us, too.
Please send us your bank account number, your social security number,
your secret passwords to all online and offline accounts of all kinds
(please make a clear list, we don't read english very well). Also
please make a copy of your safe deposit box, and the key to your Lexus,
Hummer, or beat up Volvo, whatever it is that you are driving.
Also please send us your e-mail address since we may not remember it!
(we are forgetful it seems).
Could you also send a photocopy of your charge card(s) and the secret
numbers? Or just send the old ones (BEFORE) you cut them up (but do not
activate the new one for 30 days... as a precaution!).
Finally, we will need your ATM password, and, if possible, and extra
copy of your bank card, so that we can put the rubles straight into
your account! (Frankly, we don't trust the Soviet mail system with our
money, and neither should you!)
Please remember that we will not share your private information with
anyone that is not a member of our world wide member benefits
organization, and that other people will maybe never get access to it.
Your secrets are certain to stay with us, and never will be bought,
sold, or anonymously mailed to complete strangers, unless, of course,
they have a fiscal relationship to us, in which case you will certainly
be fully aware of the effects of their participation (although not due
to any direct reporting... such documents can compromise security, as
you must know, and are even traceable!) in your subsequent bank
statements, if any.
Here's wishing you well and a long and continued relationship between
us and you as our western friend!
Signed,
Pung Ping Samovar Akkakeyavitch
L. Kida Associates
Outer , Inner (or nearby) Smolensk, Mongolia
Moder Russia CH6537-IU25-PoppYSalesUnit

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